dear god,


thanks for not letting moses kill his son. that was a nail biter...

also it was a bit melodramatic.

fair isn't fair

dear god,

i understand remorse... that's a bad feeling because of something i may have done. but for crying out loud, what's with smiting us with sorrow when it's not our fault?

that just sucks!

right hand man

dear god,

i want to be rich,wealthy, famous and answer to nobody...

am i too young to be the pope?