good idea

dear god,

if you had't created silicon we wouldn't
have computers or places to blog. we also
wouldn't have fake tits...

as much as i prefer natural beauty, thanks!

silly woman

dear god,

i'm looking around your wonderful storefront
and i have decided that i'd like to get my 'x' a gift.
it's been sometime since we split and i think it would
be a nice gesture on my part...

where do you keep the brains?

what's the plan man?

dear god,

someone told me recently it may be true
that things dont happen for a reason and that
you may not actually have "a plan". instead,
you have apparetnly given us all the ability to
learn how to cope...

lmao! that's comedic genius if i ever heard it.